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FAT bastard

Classic Wines

Welcome to the world of Fat bastard wines! The topiary that graces our label has long been regarded as the perfect, final touch to remarkable masterpieces like King Louis XIV’s Garden of Versailles; let that legacy live on with Fat bastard, the perfect finishing touch to your culinary masterpieces, a gathering with friends, or even just after a long day's work! Our wines are fun and fresh, just like the people who consume them! Want to get to know us?

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